The grand Plunderer.
Monſtrum borrendem ingens cui lumen ademptum He's a horrid, huge monſter, deprived of the eye of Equity; for indeed Juſtice (one of the foure Cardinal vertues) is in as much antipathy to him, as day to night, or the glorious ſplendor of the Sunne to cymmerian darkneſſe. 'Tis the property of Juſtice, ſuum cuiquetribuere, to render to every one his owne due and right; but it is this monſters property (or rather his monſtrous nature) to take away from us our propriety, thoſe goods which wee may joſtly lay claime to, and in which wee have ſole intereſt: Admirandum eſt hoc monſtrum, this monſter is to be admired at, for that hee doth deſperately rav•ſh from us our right, manu violento, by a violent hand, unae habe at nemo quarit ſed oportet habere; by hooke, or by crooke, per fas, aut nefas, he neither feares nor cares how, or by what unlawful meanes he comes by it, only ſo he may have it. He makes no more conſcience to ſwallow up ſpeedily a mans eſtate at a bit, then our Dutch doe to devoure nimbly pills of butter, and never purge for it. As his name is formidable, ſo his nature is dreadfull, being of himſelfe phyſically (namely naturally) a terrible ſcarrecrow, and horrible vulture to thoſe perſons and places, with which he is reſident, or whereſever he is preſen•He rejoyces at others ſorrowe, and riſes by their fall: He can hardly ſubſiſt but by the ſpoyle and ruine of his neighbour, to whom ſuch is2 his implacable malice and cruell hoſtility, that for his owne ends his endeavour is to make him a ſacrifice. He is a bad ſervant to God, and as ill a Subject to the King, the King of Kings vicegerent here on earth. His motto, is Have at all; either totum aut nihil, All, or nothing at all: His dialect like that of the Carthaginean Hannibal, Actum (inquit) nihil eſt, niſi Paeno milite portes frangimus; nothing is by him performed, unleſſe with a troope of ſouldiers he batters the gates, and enforce 'em open: And for his actions, I may ſay of them, as ſometimes Catiline the Romane conſpirator ſaid of his, The ills that he hath done cannot be ſafe but by attempting greater. He is truly the Malignam Partie〈…〉〈 in non-Latin alphabet 〉, by way of eminence, above all others, none ſo miſchievousas he and he more malevolent and ill affected then any: As he is malignus in Corcreto, ſo he is that party in Abſtracto. He is a ſpirit, but an evill one, for he has no ſpirit at all unto peace; and that's the reaſon he delights ſo much in the rumours and tumours of warre: He is a true ſonne of tumult and inſurrection, the onely Antagoniſt to peace and union; like the Salamander, he lives by and in the fire of contention: He himſelfe is of himſelfe malus ignis, an evill fire, (as the word malignus ſignifies no leſſe) the only incendiary and firebrand of unnaturall and inteſtine warre; in which horrid time, he conſumes and devaſts all that he meetes with, and like a truculent Tyrant, ſpare; none whome he may or can oppreſſe. High and low, rich and poore, noble and ignoble, bond and free, all are alike to him. As the Divell himſelfe (that ſubtile and ſly Piſcator) of all fiſh loves ſoules beſt, ſo the deſire of his ſoule is the heart of your eſtates; that's the maine marke that he aimes at; nevertheleſſe all is fiſh that comes to his net, and then (having once catcht you) hee makes money and emolument of the goods ſo gotten for his owne advantage: He cares not who buyes 'em (whether a Jew, or a Chriſtan, all's one to him) ſo he may receive the gaine and profit for them. He is altogether compoſed of ſedition, murther, and rapine; with which triple cord of iniquity he is ſo ſtrongly bound up, that from his impiety he can hardly be diſſolved, but is ſtrongly3 bound up from his impiety he can hardly be diſſolved, but•s firmer tyed (and as it were obliged by an unhappy fate) to tranſgreſſe more and more in an outragious manner, againſt God the King, and his Subjects. To plunder is properly predicated of him,•he more alluding and he himſelfe inclining to thoſe hideous attempts and direfull outrages, which in the horrid time by him, as•orrid are perpetrated and committed. He breakes in violently, and ſeiſes as unmercifully upon the beſt he can lay his hands on. He invades fi•ſt by force, where having got entrance, ſic volo ſic jubeo ſtat pro ratione voluntas; his will is his Law, and he feares no controllment nor contradiction, aſſuming to himſelf an abitrary power and juriſdiction, and by no meanes will be perſwaded to yield conformity to the legiſlative authority of the Law of this Land.
Never was there more plundering and pillaging then hath beene in theſe latter times, and is now at this time. What barbarous inſolencies, inhumane affronts, and never the like heard of villanies have been and are ſtill daily acted both here in England, and alſo elſewhere in Ireland, in the famous cities and countreys of thoſe two once flouriſhing and renowned (but now tottering, and ſick languiſhing) Kingdomes, the ſad hiſtory of this unhappy age doth ſufficiently teſtifie. In priſtine times the Plunderer was termed Damon nocturnus, a Devill that ranged about in the night ſeaſon. The act of Plundering was then reputed ſo heinous a crime, that it was acounted no better then Burglary, and that was then opus tenebraruns a work of darkneſſe, and was aſhamed to ſhew it ſelf openly to the view of the world, but now in theſe latter times, he is grown to that frontleſſe impudence, that he is become Damon meridianus, and dares attempt ſuch facinorous actions, even at nooneday, as if he had commiſſion and authority to performe them Cumprivilegio.
Good God what an age do we live in! what a wilderneſſe of we is4 this ſtrange world now come to! Vivitur ex rapto, men now a daies live by catching and ſnatching. Terras aſtrea reliquit, Iuſtice hath deſerted the earth, and is aſcended into heaven. She is not more a pilgrime then a peregrine, and not ſo much a ſojourner as a ſtranger amongſt us. There is little or no divine juſtice adminiſtred, few or no wholeſome Lawes executed. Courts of judicature lie now vacant, except the ſupream Court, and ſupremeſt of all Courts, which in regard of the weighty affaires of the ſtate of this Kingdome cannot be ſilent, Toto Mars ſavit in orbe. What a havock hath this bloudy hand of Warre made in the world? The drum every night gives Martiall ſummons, and the Trumpet every day is ſounding in our eares. Death hath a long time marched into the field, where two great and powerfull Armies have reſolutely met, and thouſands on both ſides unfortunately ſl•in. New forces for this civill, (uncivill) warre have been and are raiſed: both the Armies are at this inſtant ſtill on foot in the very bowels of this Kingdome, ready every house to fight, ſo that without Gods gracious mercy to this Land and nation, a dreadfull deſolation like an ominous and imuſpicious meteor hovers over our heads. People talk of a ceſſation of Arms for twenty dayes, and of a treatie in that time for an accommodation, but for ought I hear, there is little or no hopes of a preſent pacification; it is to be feared that the Sword (which hath bin ſo long drawn) will not be in haſte ſheathed, by which there hath already beene ſo much Chriſtian bloud ſpilt, that nothing for ſatisfaction but it can decide this great conteſtation between the King, and the Parliament. Who would have thought two yeares ago, that ſuch times as theſe would have been? Our Progenitours never knew the ſame, and I pray God ſucceeding generations may never ſee the like. Sure this is the iron age, and we that live in it durum genus ſumus, we are a hard nation, hard-hearted, and iron-like qualified, Miſanthropi and Tymoniſts (men-haters like Tymon of Athens) are common every where amongſt us. I will not ſay Homo homini Daemon, Man is to man a Devil,5 but I may ſay, Homo homini Lupus. Man is to man a Wolf. Many men do endeavour and aim at nothing more then to devoure one another, and that they do two manner of wayes; either by the violence of their hands, or by the virulence of their tongues; by exacting oppreſſion in their goods, or by detracting defamation in their good names. In the former manner the Plunderer is injurious againſt all Law to his brother: Legem tenere ſe putat nullam divinam, aut humanam, he will not be confined nor conformed to any Law (which ſhould regulate his actions) either divine or humane. Hence it is that he breakes the Law of equity, and of charity; and hence it is that either ſuch an unhappy Ataxic, diſorder and confuſion in the fabrick of this Kingdome, that every one therein is altogether for himſef, for his own ends, and particular advantage; ſo that there is no love little amity, leſſe unity, leaſt of all uniformity or unanimity, and no peace at all now amongſt us.
Lucian ingenuouſly feignes, that Charon was on a time conducted by Mercurie to a huge promontorie and ample high mountain, that he might there take a full ſurvay of the World; and being asked when he deſcended from thence upon the earth, what he beheld, he ſaid, he ſaw the heavens above him like a vaſt circumference, the earth below him like a ſmall Center, that appeared to his view no bigger then a black ſpot; in which he could diſcern multitudes of men, like ſo many ſwarms of bees, of ſeverall ſorts, and all conditions; the greater he perceived to be like ſo many Hornets, and they did ſting the leſſer, then he beheld diverſe motions and commotions various actions and paſſions, ſome running, ſome riding, others ſwearing and ſwaggering; ſome againe ſtrugling and ſtriving, many quarrelling and fighting; plundering, and pillaging, killing and ſlaving, all in a hubbub and hurly-burly, and nothing in the whole univerſe (worth the ſeeing) but an univerſall uprore.
The morrall of this Apologue may be applied to theſe our times. It doth evidently appeare (we may ſee it without a perſpective6 glaſſe) that in the world there is a generall confuſion, and like to be a miſerable combuſtion: It is too true (I would to God it were falſe) that the whole world is up in arms, and at this time in this Kingdome of England as there are Armies of feares abroad, ſo there are myriads of diſaſters, diſtempers and diſtractions here at home. This unnaturall, illegall, civill warre (which of all warres is the worſt) is the cauſe of all our woes. Were it not for this there would be no newes of townes taken, Lords, Collonells, Captaines, commanders, and ſo many ſouldiers ſlain, ſo many maſſacres (as there are) daily acted; were it not for this, there would be no carrying into captivity, nor complaining in our ſtreets; no ſuch plundering and pillaging as now there is amongſt us: but in regard of this, no man can be certainly confident of what he hath, for he is certain of nothing but uncertainty: neither is the King of his Kingdome, nor the Peere of his Land, the Knight of his revenue, the Gentleman of his eſtate, the Citizen of his commodity, nor any Subject of his property. Belli alea eſt incerta, when once the Die of warre is thrown, it is uncertain who ſhall win, or loſe; none can determine or know who ſhall have the victory, or the overthrow, but the Lord of hoſts that great Generall Commander who alone knowes all things.
Quidjam niſi vota ſuperſunt? What now remaines, but that we pray unto the Lord God of our ſalvation, that he would ſave and deliver us from the hands of our enemies. Pray we to the God of Peace that he would be pleaſed to grant us Peace, and that Peace of God which the world cannot give, but which paſſeth and ſurpaſſeth all humane underſtanding. Pray we to God for our gracious King, that the King of Kings would preſerve him from his falſe friends, and fierce foes; for the Kingdome that God would open their eyes to ſee, and for all the people that he would open their hearts to conſider thoſe things that belong to a temporall, ſpirituall, and eternall Peace.