The laſt Will and Teſtament of Father Peters: As it was found Quilted into My Lord Chancellors Cap, with a Letter directed to his Lordſhip, &c. and his Prayer to the Bleſſed Virgin of Loretto.

I Give my Soul into the Hands of the B. Gabriel, to be tranſlated into Pur­gatory; and there after two turns of the Spit, and one winding up of the Jack, which is enough for the Purification of any Jeſuit, and from thence to carry it to the Lap of his Miſtriſs the B. Virgin of Loretto, who I ſerve, and whoſe I am.

Let my Heart by dried and beaten to Powder, and ſo divided into ſeveral Drams, to be drunk by all the new Converts in England, in a Glaſs of a Here­ticks warm Blood.

Let the K. Q. and Pr. of W. take a Mornings-draught of my Spleen, pre­pared after the ſame manner as my Heart by his H.

My Gall ſhould be at the French Kings ſervice, but they have more need of it in England, therefore let that fall to Sunderland's ſhare.

My Brains have overgrown me this laſt three or four Years, and there­fore ſhall be divided amongſt pluralities, Peterborough, Huntington, Biſhop Che­ſter, Smith, and Chapman.

Cheſter, not content with my Brains, ſnaps at my Kidnies, by St. Francis he's the likelieſt Man to make good uſe of them, let him take them.

Let my Scull be carried to S. Omers, and Tipt with Silver, to be drunk in upon the Solemn Day that is Conſecrated to my Name: and being filled with Blood, upon the Admiſſion of every Novice, to be turned off by all the Bro­therhood, at the time of the Adminiſtration of the Holy Sacrament.

My wanton Eyes I bequeath to the Nuns at St. Bridgets, and to thoſe Objects of Charity that the Kings Alms were beſtowed upon.

My Tongue, to the Earl of Winchelſea, becauſe he has ſo little.

My Ears, to Penn, Ferguſon, and the reſt of that Tribe; or Titus Oates, that couragious knaw-poſt.

My Noſe, to the P.O. who has ſcratched his out of Scipio's Grave.

My Teeth, to Harry Hills for Beads; or, to poliſh the Roſary; or, inſtead of it, Aretine, Tully and Octavia, Rochester, School of Venice, &c.

My Throat, to the Earl of Eſſex, to be ſhaved.

My Breaſts, to the Q. who loſt her own with longing for a Box of the Ear of the Princeſs, and Sauſages made of Hereticks Dripping.

My Iſſues, to Queen Dowager, who they ſay has 20; ten to my knowledge.

My Inſtrument of propagation, otherwiſe called the Carnaledge, part to my Lady Salisbary, or Stonehorſe Spencer.

My Prolifick Juice, to the Q. and my Bleſſing, together with all the Hairs of my — to make a Perriwig for my Son —

The ſtrength of my Back, to the K. together with all my Merits; ſome one will be apt to ſay, Your merit, quoth he, That's a Halter. Good Mr. K. if you'll put up the affront, I will, or elſe my intent being well directed I am clear.

My A — to the great Button-maker of England.

My Deputy Hair and my Aldermans Hat, to Alſop, and the reſt of the gang,

My Razor let Jeoffreys ſhave himſelf with, and cut his Throat when he has done. My Breeches I recommend to the Q. uſe, to get her with C — with­out the help of a Man; and the ſmell of my Stockings to make her fair. How beautiful upon the Mountains, &c. Let my Corps be buried in the Room where Sir Edmund Bury Godfry was murdered, to fright his bodily appearance, and I'le to the Devil to choak his Ghoſt. 20000 l. for Swords, Knives, Powder, Fire­balls, &c. 10000 for him that Stabs the P. O. 2000 for the French Dragoons, to be paid by F. La Chaiſe, for their good Service. 100 for him that Kills a Here­tick: 1000 for the Col. of St. Ignatio, to invent and provide all manner of Tor­tures. 2000 to the Chappel of the B. V. of Loretto, to be converted into a Gold­en Chamber Pot. All this laſt to be paid by the K. as ſoon as I have ſent him Money from France.

• 1. A Piece of Adam's Figg-Leaf-Apron, together with an Apple of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. 330000 l.
• 2. A Frog, a Louſe, and a Locuſt, that was upon Pharaohs Land, with Joſephs Coat, Sampſons Jaw-bone, and half Gideons Fleece. 50000 l.
• 3. The Hoof of Balaams Aſs, the Dart that kill'd Abſalom, together with the Stone that ſlew Goliah, and piece of Bathſhehas Smock, pris'd at 1000 l.
• 4. Three Chairs that Solomon ſate in at Study, together with his black Fur Cap; and a Table that St. Paul made uſe of when he wrote his Epiſtle to the Hebrews. 2000.
• 5. The Parchments that the ſame Apoſtle ſent for by Timothy, with the Cloak; St. Agnas's Candleſtick, and St. Winnefrids Ink-horn 3000.
• 6. St. Francis's Clock; St. Dennis's Fire-ſhovel and Tongs; a broken Cham­ber-pot of the B. Virgin of Loretto: and a little Sawſe pan for the P. W. that Zacharias bought for his Son John. 30000 l.
• 7. St. Ignatius's Warming-pan; the Nail of Loyola's little Toe; Pope Joans Placket; and Bellarmines Cloſe-ſtool. 10000 l.
• 8. A Sir-reverence of St. Clemens in a Silver box; St. Ambroſe's Gliſter-pipe; St. Auſtin's Almanack; valued at 1000 l.
• 9. St. Cyprian's Baſon; Cicily's Looking-glaſs, and Marmalade-pot: Coleman's Halter; St. Katharines Tower and Curling-pin, with her Waſh to beautifie the Face, which I have uſed this many years, and it waſts no more than the Wi­dows Cruiſe which I alſo have. 20000 l.
• 10. Some of Pauls faſting ſpittle in a Bottle, ſeal'd with his Coat of Arms, good for ſore Eyes, and to reſtore even the Blind; a Nail of Timothys Shoe; Q. Marys Ruff; and St. Margarets Sciſſars. 3000 l.
• 11. A board of the Ark; a feather of Noahs Dove; a grain of Lots Wiſe, took from the Pillar of Salt; and the paper that ſaluted Lyaſs B — 7000.
• 12. The Dirt-pyes that the V. M. made when ſhe was a Child; ſome of•he Dung that fell into Tobits Eyes; the Horns of Nebuchadnezzar when turn'd〈…〉Caſe of Needl〈…〉
• ••. The Nails that held our Saviour to the Croſs; the Spear that pierced ſide; ſome of the Water and Blood that came out; the Inſcription that was over his Head, in Pilates own Hand Writing. 6000 l.
• 14. Judas's bag full of Bread and Cheeſe; the piece of money that was taken out of the Fiſhes mouth for Tribute; ſome of the Water that was made Wine. 7000 l.
• 15. A piece of our B. S. Cradle; the Manger; the Key of St. Peters back door into Heaven; his Slippers; the Bill, Spurs, and Comb of the Cock that Crow'd when he denied his Maſter. 4000 l.
• 16. A part of the Nipple of St. Agatha; St. Margarets piſs burnt Garter; the Table-Cloth, Napkins and Knives that were uſed in the Inſtitution of the Lords Supper; the bed that Pope Joan pigg'd in; Pope Boniface's Cod-piſs buttons, and our L. prayer, in our S. own hand writing. 9000 l.
• 17. A drop of the B. V. Milk which ſhe gave to St. Biaſio, when he thirſted in the Wilderneſs.